Hello!
On the off chance anyone wanders by here, I've been co-hosting a radio show for the last few months called CHRIS AND WAYNE ARE ON THE RADIO. We're currently trying to start the show up as a podcast, and you can get a taste of our irreverence HERE.
Toodlez, noodlez!
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Thursday, December 23, 2010
WE'RE BAAAACCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's taken a while but Funkatronic 5000 has now been fixed (although he has to run on bourbon instead of oil) and a relaunch of his Audio Sound Noise Broadcast Podcast will happen sometime within these next two weeks!!!!!
Friday, September 04, 2009
the FUNKATRONIC 5000 AUDIO SOUND NOISE BROADCAST PODCAST episode 5
Whoops! F5000 was a bit more broken than initially thought. But no worries, faithful listeners, he's back and full of spunk. That's a turn of phrase, you filthy monkeys. This week, our robot chum waxes lyrical about marriage, theme tunes and reveals how he actually works. Top stuff.
You can stream this episode HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to the podcast by clicking HERE / HERE
A whopping 16 tunes this time. I think F5000 wanted to make up for his time off. They start at:
00:40
03:00
06:25
11:28
15:10
19:50
24:26
29:37
------ part b
33:11 00:15
40:19 07:24
41:59 09:04
43:42 10:47
44:09 11:14
47:25 14:29
52:09 19:14
01:00:11 27:16
Aaaaand as usual:
You can stream this episode HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to the podcast by clicking HERE / HERE
A whopping 16 tunes this time. I think F5000 wanted to make up for his time off. They start at:
00:40
03:00
06:25
11:28
15:10
19:50
24:26
29:37
------ part b
33:11 00:15
40:19 07:24
41:59 09:04
43:42 10:47
44:09 11:14
47:25 14:29
52:09 19:14
01:00:11 27:16
Aaaaand as usual:
Monday, August 17, 2009
the FUNKATRONIC 5000 AUDIO SOUND NOISE BROADCAST PODCAST episode 4
It's been generated a bit late, for reasons that will become apparent once you hear it. F5000 has been experiencing technical difficulties, and thinks he's got Satan in him. Depending how long it takes to sort him out, The F5000ASNBP might have to take a week off...
You can stream it HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe HERE / HERE
Songs start at:
00:21
05:24
09:30
15:43
21:20
26:08
-------- part b
29:56 00:25
36:00 06:28
42:29 12:58
47:05 17:34
51:34 22:03
55:22 25:50
01:03:57 34:25
Buzzwords this episode are:
You can stream it HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe HERE / HERE
Songs start at:
00:21
05:24
09:30
15:43
21:20
26:08
-------- part b
29:56 00:25
36:00 06:28
42:29 12:58
47:05 17:34
51:34 22:03
55:22 25:50
01:03:57 34:25
Buzzwords this episode are:
Friday, August 07, 2009
the FUNKATRONIC 5000 AUDIO SOUND NOISE BROADCAST PODCAST episode 3
THIS WEEK!
F5000 tackles racism, weird fans, and takes a break from all this “rock music” with some downbeat tunez and sinister beat combos.
You can listen to it HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts from HERE
You can subscribe by clicking HERE / HERE
Songs appear at:
01:34
07:15
10:21
14:20
19:04
24:18
28:39
------- part b
34:19 01:13
38:50 05:44
44:33 11:27
50:38 17:32
55:56 22:49
As usual, buzzwords for this episode:
F5000 tackles racism, weird fans, and takes a break from all this “rock music” with some downbeat tunez and sinister beat combos.
You can listen to it HERE / HERE
You can download it in two parts from HERE
You can subscribe by clicking HERE / HERE
Songs appear at:
01:34
07:15
10:21
14:20
19:04
24:18
28:39
------- part b
34:19 01:13
38:50 05:44
44:33 11:27
50:38 17:32
55:56 22:49
As usual, buzzwords for this episode:
Friday, July 31, 2009
the FUNKATRONIC 5000 AUDIO SOUND NOISE BROADCAST PODCAST episode 2
This week: F5000 tries to generate Hi-NRG dance music, suffers a war flashback, rummages around in a garage for some rock music, reveals the humans he admires, and even finds time to make a juvenile poo joke. I've had words with him about that; he won't be doing it again.
You can stream the episode HERE and/or HERE
You download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to F5000's Podcast by clicking HERE and/or HERE
A real bumper episode this week [17 songs!] and they start at:
1:11
6:30
11:41
16:14
21:46
25:23
29:01
---------- part b
32:44 - 00:57
35:22 - 03:36
38:11 - 06:24
40:49 - 09:03
45:27 - 13:40
48:02 - 16:16
49:52 - 18:06
53:30 - 21:44
57:04 - 25:18
1:01:03 - 29:17
And here're the buzzwords:
You can stream the episode HERE and/or HERE
You download it in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to F5000's Podcast by clicking HERE and/or HERE
A real bumper episode this week [17 songs!] and they start at:
1:11
6:30
11:41
16:14
21:46
25:23
29:01
---------- part b
32:44 - 00:57
35:22 - 03:36
38:11 - 06:24
40:49 - 09:03
45:27 - 13:40
48:02 - 16:16
49:52 - 18:06
53:30 - 21:44
57:04 - 25:18
1:01:03 - 29:17
And here're the buzzwords:
Friday, July 24, 2009
the FUNKATRONIC 5000 AUDIO SOUND NOISE BROADCAST PODCAST episode 1
Hello all.
I am pleased and delighted to inform you that FUNKATRONIC 5000 returns to the internet, as the author of the WORLD'S ONLY ROBOT-GENERATED PODCAST.
I'm his 'agent', as it were, and not his owner. Funkatronic 5000's owner would like to remain anonymous, although they're happy for me to get you up to speed on this marvellous machine.
A music historian called Norman Strauss first discovered F5000 a few years ago, whilst researching a band called NDP who operated around the start of World War 2 (F5000 explains what happened to himself at the start of the podcast). Funkatronic 5000 was, at the time, one of the world's most prestigious, and complicated, machines. Funkatronic 5000 wasn't his original designation, of course; that was XHT-DZ39. I'm sure you'll agree F5000 rolls off the tongue a lot easier.
After the war, F5000 disappeared and his name and function were eventually forgotten. Now he's been returned to his former glory, he wishes to share with you, the general public, his love of music. This first audio sound noise broadcast podcast brings you a variety of robot-generated music, of electronic and rock genres.
You can stream the full 1 hour podcast HERE and/or HERE
You download the podcast in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to it by clicking HERE
Songs appear at these points:
1:38
6:56
10:19
14:46
18:41
21:50
25:31
28:00
------- [part b]
32:35 [0:44]
38:02 [6:11]
42:51 [11:00]
46:20 [14:29]
50:05 [18:15]
55:01 [23:10]
I initially suggested to Funkatronic 5000 that he generate a new episode every month, but he was, and still is, very keen to create one every week. So, the next one will be online this next Friday (31st July). Meanwhile, the buzzwords for this episode are:
I am pleased and delighted to inform you that FUNKATRONIC 5000 returns to the internet, as the author of the WORLD'S ONLY ROBOT-GENERATED PODCAST.
I'm his 'agent', as it were, and not his owner. Funkatronic 5000's owner would like to remain anonymous, although they're happy for me to get you up to speed on this marvellous machine.
A music historian called Norman Strauss first discovered F5000 a few years ago, whilst researching a band called NDP who operated around the start of World War 2 (F5000 explains what happened to himself at the start of the podcast). Funkatronic 5000 was, at the time, one of the world's most prestigious, and complicated, machines. Funkatronic 5000 wasn't his original designation, of course; that was XHT-DZ39. I'm sure you'll agree F5000 rolls off the tongue a lot easier.
After the war, F5000 disappeared and his name and function were eventually forgotten. Now he's been returned to his former glory, he wishes to share with you, the general public, his love of music. This first audio sound noise broadcast podcast brings you a variety of robot-generated music, of electronic and rock genres.
You can stream the full 1 hour podcast HERE and/or HERE
You download the podcast in two parts HERE
You can subscribe to it by clicking HERE
Songs appear at these points:
1:38
6:56
10:19
14:46
18:41
21:50
25:31
28:00
------- [part b]
32:35 [0:44]
38:02 [6:11]
42:51 [11:00]
46:20 [14:29]
50:05 [18:15]
55:01 [23:10]
I initially suggested to Funkatronic 5000 that he generate a new episode every month, but he was, and still is, very keen to create one every week. So, the next one will be online this next Friday (31st July). Meanwhile, the buzzwords for this episode are:
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